JavaScript- / web-development is oddly familiar to Borg development:
Assimilate all hot new technology.
Apply immediately without understanding.
Build huge, overwhelming things.
– Quote by Christian Heilmann
When and if resistance is met, clearly state that “Resistance is futile”. If necessary, repeat it a few times.
– Personal quote addendum.
Oh, and for the record; Resistance is not futile, it’s actually voltage over current (R=U/I).